Bonesville (Springfield)

King Bones: Who wants a nice, Ice-Cold, cup of Lemonade?

*King Bones holds up a pitcher of lemonade*

Homer: Screw lemonade! Give me beer!

King Bones: I really WAS gonna give you guys lemonade...But, oh well! You just ruined it for everyone!

*King Bones sets the Pitcher on fire, which quickly reduces the pitcher to nothing*

Homer: D'OH!!

Carl: Nice going Homer. That was our drink for survival. Idiot!

Lenny: Ruining it for everyone.

*The citizens of Springfield glares angrily at Homer*

Homer: Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!

Nelson: *punches Homer's gut* Loser!

Homer: D'owhowow! Owwwww!!

King Bones: Weakest link time!

*King Bones claps two times, and Surviver theme music turns on*

King Bones: M'kay, so you have to vote somebody off your working crew and force him to enter the pit of dispear (sp?). Not voting gets you a one way ticket to the pit. Any questions?

Cletus: Hey, what's in the pit?

King Bones: Spikes. FLAMING spikes. And Ghosts. Ghosts with AXES.

Mr. Burns: Ah, perhaps there is an opportunity to get rid of those annoyence. I'll try to pick who to... Aha.. *writes some name on paper* Perhaps mr. hack-and-slash will meet his new doom. I bet he's the one who summoned him.

Homer: Hee hee hee. *writes some name on paper*

Smithers: I can't let him try to take Mr. Burns away. *writes on someone's name*

Karasz: I need to make a sacrifice to save my family. *write some name down*

Bart: Oh, that means if I vote "someone" out, then there will be no more "educational" facility. *write some name down*

*Karasz and the Citizens of Springfield puts in the ballot. the results are:*

Patty and Selma - 1
Mr. Burns - 70
Karasz - 1
Homer - 1

King Bones: Let's see...A three way tie for Patty, Selma, Karasz, and Homer for one ballot each. And the loser is...Mr. Burns, with 70 ballots with his name on it.

*The Bone Guys seize Mr. Burns by the arms, and start dragging him to the pit*

Mr. Burns: What in blazes?! Oh I knew it! You people have betrayed me! One of these days when I'm alive again, you shall all pay!!

Smithers: *sobs* Oh Mr. Burns.. *sniff* You were too beautiful for this world..

Marge: Homer, you voted Mr. Burns out?

Homer: What? No I voted Patty and Selma out. AND THEY HAD TO PICK MR. BURNS INSTEAD OF THE TWO SISTER IN LAWS?! Man I'll never get rid of them.

Karasz: *attempts to sneak away with Karasz Jr*

*Karasz and Karasz Jr.'s shackles get tighter*

King Bones: Uh-uh-uhhh.

*Mr. Burns is thrown into the Pit. Random Ghosts whack him with their axes*

Karasz: YOU CAN'T KEEP US HERE FOREVER KING BONES!!!

Smithers: *sobs* Oh ho ho ho Mr. Burns...

Homer: Can you put Flanders in the pit too?

King Bones: No requests. BACK TO WORK.

Karasz: That does it!! King Bones, I demand you to set us free, or else!!!

*Stick Figure's Shackles just break*

Stick Figure: I'll take it from here. I'll start hard. IMITATE ABILITIES! *Glows*

*A picture of Pikachu appears*

Stick Figure: THUNDERBOLT! *Strikes King Bones with Lightning*

*A picture of Sasuke appears in the background*

Stcik Figure: *Makes hand signs* Pheonix Flower Jutsu. *Breathes fires at King Bones, then pulls out a giant shuriken and slashes him*

*A picture of Link appears in the Background*

Stick Figure: *Throws Bombs at King Bones, slashes him with a sword, and then uses a Boomerang on him*

Karasz: O_O *sees the stick figure* Holy...

Homer: Boy, author Zecronno is going to be angry when Author Koopakirby attempts to skip ahead.

Bart: Home-boy, you just broke the fourth wall.

*Meanwhile in the pit*

Mr. Burns: So.. heh heh... Are you interested in a game of poker? I was the master of Poker ya know.

Ghosts: I'm in.

Meanwhile...

Voice: YOU CHEATER. NO ATTACKING SEVEN TIMES IN ONE POST.

*Lightning strikes Stick Figure*

Nelson: *point and laughs the stick figure* Ha ha!

Karasz: *angry at King Bones* I'll make you a deal. Homer and I will battle you. If we win, you set the people of Springfield free. If you win... kill me.

Homer: WHAT?!

Karasz: I rather die in defeat in this battle.

Homer: But what will I do?

Karasz: Drink lots of beers, get drunk, and pass out for 5 days.

Homer: Oooh.. Wonder what would it be like if 10 years is involved?

King Bones: How so?

King Bones: But not alive, nor am I dead. I made a deal with the devil when I was killed, to come back here. He never told me his end of the bargain. When I came back Up, I was nothing but bones, as a demon.

King Bones: I'm not effected by fire.

Karasz: King Bones, do we have a deal in combat? *gets his sword* Are you chicken?

OOC: Billiards, please don't try to post too much before I get the chance. It's kinda like Billiards VS. King Bones mostly.