Bonesville (Springfield)

Karasz: I'll KILL YOU!! *Tries to run towards at King Bones, preparing to attack*

Chief Wiggum: Boy I wish I could do that.

Officer Lou: But you hold a gun, should you shoot it?

Chief Wiggum: Oh yeah. Heh heh heh.

Snake: Because you're a fool, dude.

Snake: *covered in ashes* Duuuuuuuuuuude. *faints*

*Dark dissipears, and stick Figure ignores everything and continues looking for Karasz*

Mayor Quimby: Look, I demand to know why are you here destroying our fair city!

Cletus: Hey you gotta check out roasted roadkill. I tried it and it's good.

Lisa: Eww.. No thanks.

*Stick Figure watches Karasz fight from a distance*

Sideshow Mel: *sees a Stick Figure* LOOK! A poorly drawn figure has appeared!

Karasz Jr: *to Chief Wiggum* Hey, what was that you're trying to tell us before this happens?

Chief Wiggum: Well kid, as you know, some spy sent from Shelbyville is trying to make us look terrible by trying to steal our secrets. The feud never end-- HEY! What are you doing with my police car?!

Snake: I'm taking it to the high gear. *drives the police car away*

Chief Wiggum: Great, and since the police office is destroyed, there's nothing we can do about it.

Stick Figure: *Points Bazooka at Sideshow Mel* Care to say poorly again?

Krusty: NO! I need him for my next show!!

Homer: AHH! Oh no! A talking stick figure! I knew I should've killed too many stick figures in Newgrounds.com

*The faint image of S-Naut can be seen still flying into the topic after Magnus 3.0's explosion*

Ralph: *points at S-Naut thinking he is a shooting star* I'm gonna wish for ice cream!

*S-Naut keeps on flying Until... He falls ontop of some random Bone Guys*

Moe: What? Another assassin trying to kill some medieval maniac?! What is this? Bounty Hunting day?!

*S-Naut throws a potion at Moe before slumping to the ground, unconcious*

Moe: Oh jeez what does he want?!

OOC: Will you guys please stop posting 80 million times while I'm not on? >( It's starting to get annoying.

IC:

*King Bones sets Karasz on fire*

King Bones (at Billiards): I meant training to make it PERFECT. I could do it excellently as soon as I become a demon, a few years ago.

Karasz Jr: DADDY!!!

Karasz: OH GOD IT BURNS!! *runs around screaming* MAKE IT STOP!!

Homer: I'll save you! *throws a bucket of water at Karasz, but it made him worse*

Karasz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Homer: *it turns out it's a bucket of gasoline* D'oh!

*King Bones just laughs.*

*Karasz faints from 3rd degree burn*

Homer: I bet I get blamed for making it worse.

Marge: What do you have to say for yourself Homer? You owe him an apology.

Homer: How was I suppose to know it was a bucket of gasoline?

Lisa: You didn't bother to read what it said.

*King Bones stops Laughing, puts everyone in shackles. He also makes them super-tight, fire-proof, and attack-proof. He takes everyone's weapons*

King Bones: NOW, RECONSTRUCT THIS TOWN! But...The theme will be me! Any infraction, and you will meet a fate worse than death! Any quest-

*A Bone-Guy runs up to King Bones*

Bone-Guy: You're Excellence, I found this!

*The Bone-Guy gives King Bones the Dark Prognisticus*

King Bones: << >> Uh...*whispers in the Bone-Guy's ear, then hands it back to him*

*The Bone-Guy runs off, out of the topic*

Kent: Please get the tv crew, i need to make an article about this. *whispers to Krusty* It means I'm making this as a distress call.

Krusty: Oh! I see. *gets a video camera and records Kent*

Kent: This is a dark day for Springfield as this was invaded by a group of bone thugs who worshiped a skeleton demon known as King Bones. Could this be the end of--

Bone Guy: Hi Mom!!! I'm on TV!

Kent: Springfield, which will be burnt to the flaming grounds. If anyone did watch this, then this means that this is a cry for help. We, the town of Springfield, needed a savior to restore peace to Springfield before it's too late and there will be no hope for us. This is Kent Brockman saying have a nice day. *Krusty turns off the camera, which he submitted it to Youtube* Ah yes, I do miss that website.

Karasz Jr: Daddy..? Are you ok?

Karasz: ...I'm.. fine.. But not like this. *looks at his shackles* This is hopeless. We'll never escape and stop King Bones with these around.

Hikari: Papa.. I'm scared.

Groundskeeper Willie: I ain't afraid of that undead puke! Willie will avenge the Scottish honor!!

Marge: Homer, should we do something about this?

Homer: Can't talk. Building. *builds skeleton themed houses* Oooh! This is just like from El Dia De Los Muertos, a Spanish holiday for the dead.

Marge: >_> Hrrrmmppph.

*King Bones deletes Kent's account on Youtube*

Comic Book Guy: Great. He hacked into Kent's account and deleted it.

Lenny: Boy I'm getting tired. Should we take a break?

Carl: I don't know Lenny, but I doubt he accepts.