Holy Guacamole Land

Halekulani: I don't like Theives, so i'll take 600 hundred away from your 1000 cash!

Wario: *whips out his wallet and noticed theres no money* Oh shazbot.

Halekulani: I feel generous, so I won't end your game. Just turn you into a coin! *Money Turns Wario into a coin* You're next Luigi!

Wario: Oh not again.

Luigi: I'm too petrified to move!!

Halekulani: You still have to roll the die! Or else i'll turn you into a coin......Sooner!

Luigi: Alright. *throws a die, which shows "Move as far as you like"* Yayhay!! *moves over 500 spaces with Peach*

Wario: HEY! What about me?!

*Luigi and Peach stops at space 1,000*

Halekulani: That means you only lose 100 coins.

Luigi: *sighs in relief* Well at least it's a small amount.

Peach: Small?! What if it's big amount?!

*Random Cheat Monster appears*

*Random Cheat Monster Makes the dice numbers 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and seven, makes the board a little shorter, and gives Luigi 200 coins. Random Cheat Monster then falls through the floor, leaving the topic*

Wario: Gimme some of that coins!

Luigi: Later. I gotta protect Peach!

*Random Cheat Monster makes 2 old coins fall on Wario from another topic*

*Wario turns back to normal*

Halekulani: You landed on No-chance! GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!

Luigi: *scared and flees* WAAAAAAAAHHHAHAOOHOAHAHAHHAH!!!!

Peach: Leave Luigi alone!!! *jumps towards Halekulani and whacks him with her parasol*

Halekulani: 100 Dollar Gun! *Fires 100 dollars at Peach*

*Peach defends herself by using her parasol as Luigi jumps and stomps on Halekulani*

*Halekulani summons 2 giant coins which crush Peach*

*Peach rolls away from the giant coins as Luigi smashes Halekulani with his hammer*

Halekulani: *Grabs Luigi and smashes him on the ground, then Fires 100 dllars at him*

*Luigi avoids the money and smashes Halekulani with his hammer again*

*Random Cheat Monster Appears*

Random Cheat Monster: Random Cheat Monster uses Roulette!

*A Giant Roulette with for sections appears. One section is Halekulani, another is Wario, Another is Peach, and the last is Luigi. Random Cheat Monster spins it, then throws a silver ball onto it.*

Wario: What is that crazy monster doing here?!

*Eventually, The Ball stops on Peach. Peach's Defence is boosted*

Peach: Yah! *whacks Halekulani with her Frying Pan*

Halekulani: *Blocks it with his shoulder pad and kicks Peach*