Holy Guacamole Land

Karalun: Hatenko?! Why didn't you-- WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!

OOC: Say his full name? Well, I'm too lazy to type the whole name and that's the name I called him on BM. >.>

IC:

Karana: Whoops. Halenkulani. But...I think it's to late for him! We need to leave this place, STAT!

*Karana teleports Karalun, Bubblun, and Bobblun out of the topic and into Flopside (notice the O, just in case you get messed up)*

*Almost immediately after, the tremors don't stop and Holy Guacamole Land is sucked-up by the void and destroyed, leaving nothing but a line and some pieces of Holy Guacamole Land*

*Halekulani is sent to the underwhere*

*Grim, Mandy, and Billy teleported in the topic*

Grim: Hmm... That's funny. Everything look so empty.

Billy: HELLO!!

Billy's Echo: HELLO! HELLO! Hello! Hello! hello!

Billy: He replied to me! MY NAME'S BILLY!!

Billy's Echo: My name's billy! my name's billy--

Billy: He's got the same name as I do!

Mandy: That's your echo, stupid.

Grim: By my calculations, the next Mojo Ball is..

*Serious Sam appears and shoots at nothing like crazy*

grim: THERE! He's got it!!

Serious Sam: Killing things is fun!! AH HA HA HA HA HA!

*Koopakirby enters topic*

Koopskirbu: Hey! This is supposed to be a amusement park!

Serious Sam: *points his chainsaw at Koopakirby* RAISE THE ROOF AND AND OVER THE CASH, PUNK!!

Mandy: I seen enough. Grim? Suck the Mojo out of him.

Grim: Good idea. *Absorbs the Mojo Ball out of Serious Sam and place it in his trunk*

Serious Sam: Holy dung! What the heck just happened? Seriously.

Grim: You were possessed by a Mojo Ball. And will somebody tell me why is this place is empty?

Billy: BILLY! ARE YOU THERE?!

Billy's Echo: BILLY! ARE YOU THERE?! Billy! are you there?

Billy: STOP COPYING ME!

Billy's Echo: Stop copying me!

Billy: ARGH!!!

Billy's Echo: Argh!!

Koopakirby: Here's a Roller coaster! *Slides down line and out of topic*

Mandy: There's 11 more Mojo Balls to go. *leaves with Grim and Billy*

Serious Sam: Now to get some serious business with Mental's flunkies.

*Mr. K appears in front of Serious Sam*

Serious Sam: O_O; *angry and smack his head* I knew it..!! I KNEW IT!! I'm gonna have a talk with Croteam and Author Bobsado one of these days.

Serious Sam: Hey, I don't know who you are, but if you're one of Mental's lackeys, I'm gonna rip you apart.

Mr. K: And your mom is totally fat. I sense teh Pure Heart is some--

Serious Sam: *gets out a Grenade Launcher* I'm gonna tear your heart out.

*Bubblun and Bobblun appear*

Bubblun: O_O Wait a minute! What happened here?!

Serious Sam: Kiss your butt goodbye.

*A Koopa Appears and goes to Mr. K*

Koopa: (whispering) Psst. It's Mimi. This is a disguise. I need you to go to Pikmin land to get the next Pure Heart! (OOC: But you have to wait a bit for Mine and Doop's Characters to catch up)

Serious Sam: You have exactly 5 seconds to explain why are you here, and two seconds has just passed.

Mr. K: I have no time for you infidels. *leaves topic*

Bubblun: Maybe this world involved this void thing?

Bobblun: Halekulani is not going to love this. Now that he's bankrupted thanks to the Void Industries. There's nothing left here anyway. *leaves topic*

Bubblun: But we got to find out what Mr. K is up to. *leaves topic*

Serious Sam: I'm getting out of here. *leaves*

*Holy Guacamole Land re-appears*

*Halekulani reappears*

Halekulani: Oh I missed you money! Yes I did! Yes I did.

*Wario jumps out of Halekulani's gold and punches him away*

Wario: Not for long you ain't! 'Cuz I'm in the need for greed!

Halekulani: HAHAHA! BAD MOVE COMING OUT OF MY COINS! *Halekulani's Money wraps around Wario and turns him into a Dime*

*But it has Wario's face on it*

Wario: I love money and all but this isn't what I really had in mind. Now you are gonna get it you scrooge!! I challenge you to a showdown. Winner gets all the the gold. And since you turn me into a coin, I bet my life on it. Now turn me back into my normal self so we can just play fair.

Halekulani: Watch what you wager. *Turns Wario back to normal*

Wario: Nyeh he he he he! Just note that I won't go easy on you, green haired dork. HAH!! *rams Halekulani away*

*Luigi and Peach arrives*

Luigi: Wario? What are you doing?!

Wario: What did you-- OH NO! You're that goody-two-shoe brother of Mario's huh!? Look, go away, I don't want you to show off like your oobily brother.

Peach: Hey don't talk to Mario like that!

Luigi: And who is that guy?-- WAAAAAAAGGHH!! *scared of Halekulani*

Halekulani: I'll take you on after this bafoon! *Fires Coins at Wario*

*Wario punches the coins away*

Wario: I'll grab the money when I'm done with you!!

Luigi: *cowers*

Halekulani: MONEY OR YOUR LIFE GAME!

*The Money or your Life Boardgame appears, and Wario, Luigi, and Peach are players*

Peach: Where are we..?

Luigi: I'm too frightened to know myself!

Wario: More like a ripoff edition of Monopoly: Nightmare Edition. Ha ha ha. Bring it on tough guy.

Halekulani: In this game, you go around and endless board spending Money. And you're Money is your life. So lose your money and to the Underwhere! I hope you injoy your last moments of life! You roll the dice first Wario.

Wario: *throws the dice* HAH! There, it's 6. Now I move like this! *moves 6 spaces* He he he he he. Do your worst, cuz I'm coming after you!