Death Egg

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:53 pm

Webkinz: O TEH NOEZ! CAN WE BE UR PARNERS?

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:53 pm

Metal Muerto: *looks at all the Webkins and stuff in the Death Egg* It's times like this, I get ticked that you got Omega to hate us, his ways of rampant destruction would be so useful.

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:55 pm

Dr. Eggman: *angry at Webkinz* I don't need you bumbling plush toys! You tried to cream us!

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:56 pm

Metal Muerto: *the spikes on his shell fire as homing missles, blowing up the Webkins*

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:58 pm

*More just reappear*

Webkinz: whos omega?/

Girl: Bumbling plush toys? Bumbling plush toys?! BUMBLING PLUSH TOYS?! YOU INSULTED THE POWER OF WEBKINZ!!1 *Jumps on Eggman and starts beating him*

Ms. Birdy: I'm not a plush toy. I'm an evil helper.

Dr. Quack: As well for me, except I'm an evil doctor.

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:59 pm

*Insert Mario Strikers Charged intro here, as Neiltendo crashes down.*

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:59 pm

Metal Muerto: Graugh! What do YOU want?

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:00 pm

Webkinz: He wants 2 join us.

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:01 pm

Muerto: *grabs the girl by the throat* If I give you the Emerald you want, will you, these plushies, and those two evil dudes, GO AWAY!?!

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:02 pm

Neil : (Argh how do they do it without hurting thier...) Ack, me? Erm Pac-Maze was so overrated I came here instead!

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:02 pm

Dr. Eggman: COCONUTS! DO SOMETHING!!

Coconuts: Like you care! You gave me too many sanitation duties!

Dr. Eggman: OK! OK! I'm promoting you to be part of the S.S.S.S.S.S.!! NOW GET RID OF THEM!

Coconuts: YES! HA HA HA HA HA!! *whips out flamethrower and burns the Webkins* DIE YOU RIPOFF VERSIONS OF NEOPETS!!

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:03 pm

*MORE Webkinz appear*

Webkinz: We rnt a ripoff.

Girl: *Beats him, and run off of him* No! I want to invade you so I can save the world!

Ms. Birdy: Wait, why are we helping WEBKINZ if we're evil?

Dr. Quack: So WE can take over the world!

Ms. Birdy: Right.

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:05 pm

Neil : That thing with the flamethrower is insane!

*Throws a bucket of water over Coconuts*

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:05 pm

Metal Muerto: I'll be right back. I'll get something with the power of seven Chaos Emeralds in itself. *leaves the topic*

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:07 pm

Coconuts: AHH!! NO NO NO NO! This isn't fair!

Dr. Eggman: ENOUGH!! ALL OF YOU RIDICULOUS PEOPLE OUT OF MY BASE!! YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY SCHEME!!! Except for the talking duck doctor and an evil chicken plush toy. They have the right to join me.

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:09 pm

Neil: This is a base?! I though it was a giant floating disco ball!

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:09 pm

*Super Metal Muerto enters the topic, with red and grey aura, sparks fly from this aura*

Super Metal Muerto: Leave. Now.

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:11 pm

Webkinz: Nevah!

*They all lunge at him, some hit him, but in the end, Ms. Birdy and Dr. Quack just slash their head off.*

Dr. Quack: Violent.

*More appear.*

Ms. Birdy: WHOEVER KEEPS GETTING WEBKINZ, I SHALL KILL!

*Meanwhile, Dooplisselle and her friends are registering 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Webkinz.*

Friend #1: I got a Spotted Frog.

Dooplisselle: So did I. I got 107.

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:13 pm

Super Metal Muerto: Chaos...SHELL! *a shell of Chaos Energy flies around, disentigrating the Webkins*

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:16 pm

*Neil notices what Super Metal Muerto is doing*
Neil : Wow, this disco ball is getting a PG-13 Raiting!

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:16 pm

*More appear.*

Dr. Quack: THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO KILL WHO'S DOING THIS, OR AT LEAST MAKE THEM STOP! *Leaves topic, While Ms. Birdy slashes their heads off.*

Meanwhile...

Dooplisselle: WHAAAAT? Killed already? The rumor's true!

Friends: We told you!

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:25 pm

Neil: This place is boring!

*Kicks random machine*

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:26 pm

Super Metal Muerto: *kicks Neil clear across the room* Don't kick me, jerk!

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:29 pm

Neil: Gack!

*Gets up*

Neil: Hey robot don't make me take out your batteries!

Subject: Re: Death Egg Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:31 pm

Super Metal Muerto: Heh. Shows what you know. I'm a CYBORG. I don't have batteries.