Death Egg

Girl: But aren't you going to take over the world with those?

Metal Sonic: That depends on the doctor, all I know is, he wants 'em. You have seven Life Rubies, I got one Emerald that only looks like a ruby. Want to walk away with the better end of the deal?

Girl; Unless I can speak with the head.

Metal Sonic: Dr. Eggman, we got a visitor who'd like to speak with you.

Girl: Eggman? Are you made out of eggs!?

Dr. Eggman: No! It's just a name! Now go away you little runt!

Metal Sonic: Sir, she seems to need to talk to you.

Dr. Eggman: Alright fine. But she better not waste my time. I got world domination to take care of.

Metal Sonic: Gack! *Chaos Controls himself and the Emeralds out of the topic (he can do it, but he needs more Emeralds than Metal Shadow)*

Girl: You WERE Thinking of taking over the world! DIE! *Jumps on him, Then ties him with skip ropes* ~This girl has no variety, k?

Dr. Eggman: You stupid little girl!! Let me go! Guards!

Coconuts: I'll throw her out Dr. Eggman! *kicks the girl out of the topic*

Dr. Eggman: Let's hope she'll never come again.

Metal Muerto: *enters the topic* Hey, I just saw Metal Sonic. He told me to tell you he hid the Emeralds so that girl, who can trip people who float above the ground, can't get to it. How many do we have anyway?

*The girl just walks back in, and reties him. Then a Random Webkinz comes and shoots lasers at them because yes.*

Muerto: *all sorts of guns pop out of his arms, and hs holds swords in his hands* Permission to use excessivelly deadly force on her?

*The Webkinz terminates them*

Dr. Eggman: YES ALREADY!

OOC: That's killing Dooplesse.

IC

Metal Muerto: *fires at the girl with one arm, and at the Webkins with the other*

Webkinz: U R TEH 1337 TERMIN8TR! U MUST DI!

*The evil side of Ms. Birdy and Dr. Quack (aka Gay people from Webkinz) appear with the knifes n stuffz*

Girl: What?

Dr. Eggman: GET BACK!!! *backs away* I, Eggman, Command you!!

E. S. O. Dr. Quack: You mean you're made out of eggs?

*Ms. Birdy Chases him with the knife*

Metal Muerto: Destroy! *grabs the Webkins and throws it at the girl, he then turns to evil Ms. Birdy and Dr. Quack and grabs them by the neck* You two got five seconds to tell me why you're here, before I throw you both out a window

Webkinz: U MADE MY HEALTH GO LO! BUT I CANT DI!!! I CAN ONLIE GET SIC!!

Girl: What he said.

Ms. Birdy: We got tired of killing helpless Webkinz?

Metal Muerto: There's alot of innocent non-Webkins out there. Bye bye. *throws them through an open window* I bet this is how that stupid girl who defies the laws of physics, common sense, and logic keeps getting in here. *closes and locks the window*

*Ms. Birdy and Dr. Quack slash the roof, and get in, but causing an explosion.*

Webkinz: OMG! U RLY DO LIEK FINDING WAYS 2 KIL WEBKINZ!!! DI!!

*A ton of Webkinz flood into the room, as well as the girl.*

Webkinz: DIE!!!

OOC: You know I'm just making fun of Webkinz. Dr. Quack and Ms. Birdy are their NPCs, The girl is a member, and the Webkinz are...uh...Webkinz.

Dr. Eggman: Metal Muerto, I am promoting you to be a new partner for me.