Toadtown and Princess Peach's Castle

*Suddenly a limo appears*

Voice: Making His debut in this forum it's.....

*Don Patch comes out of the Limo*

Don Patch: Me!

*Bo-Bobo comes out of the limo and kicks Don Patch out of the way*

Bo-Bobo: No, me!! *As a alien* Greetings from outer space!

*Beauty comes out of the limo*

Beauty: I THINK YOUR BRAINS LEFT THE PLANET!

*The rest of the Bo-Bbobo gang minus Torpedo Girl and Softon come out*

Grounder: Hand over the Emerald you stooge!

Toad: NEVER!

*Grounder punches Toad, knocking him out*

Grounder: *takes the Chaos Emerald* This is really easy!

Scratch: Dr. Eggman will love me best!

Grounder: He likes me better!

Scratch: Not if I show him one!

Grounder: Nuh-uh! It's mine!

Scratch: Dumbot! Shush up! They might've witnessed us that we stole the Emerald!

Don Patch: *As a Jewel theif, to Scratch and Grounder* Quicly! We must get going before the cops come!

Bo-Bobo: *As a Policeman* Stop right there!

Dengaku-Man: *As a Policeman* You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be held against you in the court of law.

Scratch: But we didn't do anything officer!!

Grounder: Yeah, we were just borrowing it!

Bo-Bobo: *Still as a Policeman* Oh? How do you explain this!?!? *Holds up a Picture of a obviously fake(Mustaches) Scratch and Grounder stealing the Chaos Emerald*

Scratch: I don't remember having a mustache!

Grounder: Me too. Do I look fat with it?

Don Patch: Yes you do.

Bo-Bobo: I'm aresting you under the authority of my hair! *Hair pops out a badge*

Gasser: WHERE'D YOU GET THAT BADGE!?

Bo-Bobo: *Grabs Scratch ands slams him into the ground* POLICEMAN'S PILERIVER!

*Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler salute*

Scratch and Grounder: AAAAAAAAHHHH!! WOOO HOOO HOOO HOO!! *drops the Purple Chaos Emerald*

*Dr. Eggman arrives in Toad Town with his eggmobile*

Dr. Eggman: I should have known I let you two dingbots messed up easily! *Eggmobile grabs the Purple Chaos Emerald with his claw* But at least you retrieved the Chaos Emerald.

Scratch: No problem Dr. Eggman! BAH-HAH! HA HAAA!!

Grounder: Hey! I deserve the credit!

Scratch: He likes me better!

Grounder: Why you--

Dr. Eggman: And as for you, meddling interlopers! *Eggmobile transforms into Egg-Hammer Smasher* If you think you're going to take what's mine, then I will glad to respond to you... BY CRUSHING!! *Smashes Gasser and Don Patch away* Bwahahaha!

Bo-Bobo: Well, 2 can play at that game!! *Transforms Don Patch in the Egg-Hammer Smasher Patch and cliumbs inside* Super fist of Egg Don Patch: Don Patch Tongue lash! *Presses a button*

Egg-Hammer Smasher Patch: *Hits Dr. Eggman wigth tongue*

Dr. Eggman: Oof! *whacks Bo-Bobo and Don Patch with Egg-Hammer Smasher's hammers* Homing missiles!! *blasts homing missiles at Jelly Jiggler*

Jelly Jiggler: Ha ha ha! Your missile will harmlessly pass through my Jelly Exterior! Ah ha ha ha ha! *The Missile harmlessly enter him, but he then explodes* Super fist of the Wobble Wobble: Unintended enxplosion!

Dr. Eggman: Impressive. *smashes Jelly Jiggler into a flat pancake.* But not good enough! *turns to Beauty* You're next!! Give me the Chaos Emerald or else you'll end up like him!

Beauty: I don't wanna be a Breakfast food!

Gasser: *Runs in front of Beauty* Don't you dare hurt her! Stench Torpedo! *Throws a Gas bomb at Dr. Eggman*

Dr. Eggman: AAAAHHH!!! You're stinking up on my face!! WHY YOU--

Bo-Bobo: *Throws Hatenko up toward Dr. Eggman* Go Hatenko!

Hatenko: Right. Super Fist of the Key! *Inserts Key in Dr. Eggman* LOCK! *Turns key*

Dr. Eggman: AAAAHHHH!! *turns into stone* (I hate that afro guy...!! You may have won the battle, but it's only just the beginning! Scratch! Grounder! Take me back to the Death Egg!)

Grounder: Didn't know he can read our minds. *takes Dr. Eggman and leaves Toad Town with Scratch*

Jelly Jiggler: Victory!

Bo-Bobo: *As Mario* I'm the best!

Don Patch: No, I am!

*Don Patch and Bo-Bobo beat each other up. Then the Bo-Bobo gang leaves topic*

*Bowser appears in the topic*

*Random Toads throw Tomatoes at Bowser*

Bowser: PATOOIE! That isn't the right way to treat your new King! BLEH!

Toad: SAY WHAT?!

Toadsworth: Preposterous! The Princess was never married to a brute like you!

*Don't know if Yoshi is still in the topic, so I'll make him appear.

Yoshi: Yoshi Yoshi! (Get out of here you ugly Koopa!)

Bowser: Need I remind you I have been married to Peach ever since Super Paper Mario?

Toadsworth: OOOOH NOOOOOOOO!!!! *falls down, out cold*

Yoshi: WAH!! (WHAT?!)

Toads: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Bowser: Yeah! The Count Married us in the Beginning of the game!

Yosih: Hmmm!!! (Why can't the Princess divorce him sooner?!)

Toads: WE'RE ALL DOOMED TO SLAVERY!!

Bowser: Who says I'm gonna Turn you into Slaves? I just wanna use your army with mine. TOGETHER, TOADTOWN AND BOWSER'S CASTLE WILL RULE THE WORLLLDDDD!

Yoshi: AHHH!! *flees* (This is a mad house!! A MAD HOUSE!!)

Toadsworth: *wakes up* But we can't do that! That's dictatorship!!