Make fun of Webkinz...

...Like I do in the RPG!

Lady: Today we are going to create your account! First we must give your name away and tell me everything there is to know about you so I can find your house and set a bomb off in it!

Lady: Okay, now you have to pay 15 dollars for a stuffed animal that you aren't even going to use and give me the secret code on it! BTW, my naem iz Ms. Birdy. Dey sey I'm eeeevil, but that is not true even though it is so i em lying 2 u.

Kid: *Does everything* Now wut

Ms. Birdy: u get a ton of paeprs 2 print

Ms. Birdy: Now that you have printed out the 70 pages, you will now be able to play with your Webkinz!

*Nothing happens*

Ms. Birdy: Oh wait, I'm sorry! You have used a used code! Please try agian with another code! Remember, your code must be unused for it to work.

Kid: *spends 15 more dollars*

Ms. Birdy: Now that you have printed out the 70 pages, you will now be able to play with your Webkinz!

*Nothing happens*

Ms. Birdy: Oh wait, I'm sorry! You have used a used code! Please try agian with another code! Remember, your code must be unused for it to work.

Kid: GRAAAAAAAAAAH!

*He spends $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, and finally gets ONE correct.*

Ms. Birdy: WHAAAAAAT? You have defeated meeeeeeee! I'll be back!

*Ms. Birdy tries to fly away but rams into a Wall, and falls on the ground, twitching*

Kid: Does this mean I can't play with my Webkinz?

*A Panda walks up to Kid*

Panda: No!

*The Panda holds hands with the Kid and they happily skip away, while Ms. Birdy stays in the adoption center, twitching in a coma*

*His Webkinz was a Pink Pony named Fairy. xD*

~

Ms. Birdy: Grah! Must...*While twitching, writes Fairy's name under "To Kill in A Year" List.

*Dooplisselle appears and sets Ms. Birdy on Fire*

Ms. Birdy: THE PAIN!



>.>

No I'm not really from Russia.

(That's Image made me laugh. xD)

Dooplisselle: Yeah! You'd better say "THE PAIN!"!

*Ms. Birdy becomes nothing more than Smoldering ash. Suddenly, the Devil appears, sweeps up the ash in his hand, then disappears, laughing evilly*

Dooplisselle: O.O



What? Labs and Pandas rock.

*Another Ms. Birdy appears*
Pic:

*She then is Killed by Jason, a Lab who doesn't want to be killed by Ms. Birby when he gets an owner*

*She comez back to life, and can't be killed*

*The Devil then pulls her into the Pit of Forever Pain with no escape*

Devil: *manaiacal laughter*

*The Devil Disappears as Ms. Birdy screams:*

Ms. Birdy: IT BURNZZZZ US! IT BURNZZZ US!

*dat wuz a ms birdy cutout!11*

*ms birdy appears*

This topic is too aweshum to die, so I'm just getting to the part where he's in Webkinz World.

Me: Hey look! A puppy Webkinz--

Puppy: GO AWAY! I HAVE RABIES! *twitches*

*The puppy jumps on him and bites him*

*Jason the puppy kills Ms. Birdy again*

OOC: Don't delete mah posts, Doop.

*It was another ms birdy cutout!!*

Ms. Birdy comes and can't be killed again

OOC: What?

Still way too aweshum to die.

Before I have to double post again, Zec, couldja pin this?

OOC: Cereal tastes good.

IC:

*All the Ms. Birdys are taken to the Pit of Forever Pain where they all scream in agony. They aren't cardboard this time, because they are 3-D and Moving. All the Carboard Ms. Birdys turn into smoldering ash*

A real Ms. Birdy appears.

OOC: Don't do it. I need her for plotting.

*Jason does nothing*

Boy: So wut do i do first?????????????