*Serious Sam arrives in Poo Poo City*
Serious Sam: Holy cow! I heard of the city made out... poo, but it's not really like that, seriously! Well at least I can get some drink here--
*An army of Gnaars spawned and charges at Serious Sam*
Serious Sam: DAAAAAAANG!! Mental was here, and order his dumb klunks to set this city a death trap upon me. Mental! I'll get you for this!!! *gets out his chaingun and shoot the Gnaars*
*The Biomechanoids are blasting Poo Poo City, damaging it*