Old thing

I found this script on my computer. Must've made it a few years ago. Really bad though, but I thought I'd post it anyway.

Four random heroes appear because of plotholes. They are Ike, Pokemon Trainer, Mario and Super Dragon Yoshi.

Random Voice: Heroes…you are our only hope… you must find the legendary author to save us…..

Ike: Wheeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pokemon Trainer: I’m just a random Pokemon Trainer!!!vit6v66KABOOM!!!!!

Mario: I’m plumbing… I’m plumbing… I’m plumbing… I’m plumbing… I’m plumbing… I’m plumbing… I’m plumbing…Now I’m plumbing over here… I’m plumbing… I’m plumbing… I’m plumbing…

Super Dragon Yoshi: …

Mario looks at Super Dragon Yoshi.

Mario: Hi Phil!!!!

“Phil”: I have a name!!!????

Voice: We’re doomed.

Suddenly Olimar is thrown into the area.

Olimar: There once was a magical elf, who lived in a rainbow tree!!!!!!

Voice: Err…oh no….beat up the funny space man and get free ice cream.

Ike, Phil, Pokemon Trainer, and Mario: ICE CREAM!!!???

Ike, Phil, Pokemon Trainer, and Mario: I’m going to get the ice cream!!! Huh???

The four heroes jump at each other and start beating each other up.

Voice: Yep…we’re doomed…You all get ice cream!!!!

Ike: Yay! We can get the ice cream, then beat each other up
and get four ice creams!!!!

Phil: No that’s stupid. Instead, we can get the ice cream, then beat each other up and get four ice creams.

Ike: Yeah!!!!

Mario: Glad I thought of it!!!!

*After Olimar is beaten up*

Voice appears to be Umbreon.

Umbreon: Yeah. So I can work the spell for Ice Cream I need you to do some stuff.

Ike: Okay!!!!

Umbreon: First, get 9,000 packs of Root Beer.

Group: 9,000 packs of Root Beer!?

Umbreon: Uh…it’s part of the spell.

Ike: Okay.

The groups go to Wal-Mart and buy 9,000 packs of Root Beer.

Mudkip: That’ll be $100,000,000 dollars.

Phil: WHAT!!!???

Mudkip: You’re right, that can’t be….yeah $100,000,000 dollars each.

Phil: EACH!!!???

Mudkip: Yep.

Phil: FINE!!!!

Mudkip: Thanks. By the way, There was a sale today, they were 100,000,000 CENTS today.

PHIL: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!!!????

Mudkip: BYE!!!!*Runs Away*

Phil: Ugh…let’s go to Umbreon.

Umbreon: Okay. Now then, you need to buy a 100,000,000,000 floor mansion.

Phil: What!!!??? NO!!!!!

Umbreon: Do you want the ice cream or not?

Phil: No.

Umbreon: Okay…how about I make you supreme ruler of the Universe with the spell?

Phil: DEAL!!!!

*Others leave*

*At Fancy Homes and Stuffz*

The group brings the mansion to the register.

Mudkip: That’ll be $8000 dollars a floor.

Phil: WHA- hey don’t you work at Wall-mart?

Mudkip: Uhh…no.

Phil: Okay…is it seriously $8,000 a floor?

Mudkip: No, a floor tile.

Phil: WHAT!!!??? And how many floor tiles are in this mansion!?

Mudkip: 1,000.

Phil: 1,000!?

Mudkip: 1,000 a floor, actually.

Phil: Fine.

Mudkip: Thank you for shopping. By the way, I do work at Wall-Mart. And the mansion this price is the one over there.*points towards a random mansion* This one is $2 dollars.*Runs away*

Phil: WHAT!!!???

*Later*

Phil: Okay Umbreon. Now make me Supreme Ruler of the universe.

Umbreon: Actually, I need you to paint the mansion gold now.

Phil: Okay….give me the paint.

Umbreon: You have to buy it.

Phil: Why? And why do I have to do this?

Umbreon: It’s part of the spell.

Phil: Fine.

*At home-depot*

Phil gets the paint and a paintbrush.

Mudkip: That’ll be $7,000 for the paint, and $8000 for the brush.

Phil: Don’t you work at Wall-Mart and Fancy Homes and Stuffz?

Mudkip: No.

Phil: Oh. Is that really the price?

Mudkip: Yeah. And $9,000 for the paint bucket.

Phil: WHA- oh okay I’ll pay.

Mudkip: Thanks. By the way I do work at those stores, and were going out of business so those things were $3.00 each.

Phil: YOU. ARE. GOING. TO….

Mudkip: Run for my life? Yep.*Runs away.

*Later*

Phil: There! I’ve got it!

Umbreon: You didn’t need to buy paintbrushes, I already had those.

Phil: UGH!!! What’s next, but the Mona Lisa!?

Umbreon: Actually, yes.

Phil: I was joking.

Umbreon: I wasn’t.

*At famous paintings*

Mudkip: That’ll be $19,000 dollars a wrinkle on the face.

Phil: I’ve seen you before, haven’t I?

Mudkip: I don’t recall.

Phil: Humph. Okay.*gives Mudkip the money.* Here.

Mudkip: Thanks. And yes, I did see you before. By the way, this painting’s value has dropped over the years to a dollar. Bye.*Runs away*

Phil: Nnnnoooo!!!!!!!

*later*

Umbreon: Thanks. But I just found out this painting isn’t part of the spell, but I’ll keep it anyway.

Phil: … Deep….breaths…I take it there’s more?

Umbreon: Yes. Just one thing. Giant mounts of Quartz.

Phil: Ugh….

*At “Giant mounds of jewels-Mart*

Mudkip: Thank you for shopping.

Phil: Let me guess. $ 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 dollars a inch.

Mudkip: No. $2.25.

Phil: DEAL!!!

Mudkip; Thanks. And before you ask, you have seen me before. And it’s free quarts mounds day. Ciao. *Runs away*

Phil: I won’t say anything.

*Later*

Phil: There Umbreon. Now make me Supreme Ruler of the Universe.

Umbreon: Actually, I can’t help you. I just wanted free stuff,*Unzips a zipper to show Mudkip* and thanks for the money. Bye.

*Mudkip and the stuff is teleported away.

Phil: YOU. ARE. GOING. TO. DIE. MUDKIP.

Phil notices a nearby shop labeled “Become Supreme Ruler of the Universe Free” and another sign below labeled “Just closed forever 3 seconds ago”

Phil: AND. I. WILL. DEVOUR. YOUR. SOUL. MUDKIP.