Neiltendo Inc.

Welcome to Neil's Super Special Awsome copertation, once Neil sold all the tresure, from the Pikmin Planet he was able to build a company, can you guess what new machine they are making?

*Neil is standing outside his company ready for the grand opening*

"Welcome one welco- Aw, wait nobody's here, ah well somebody's bound to notice it...I mean it's only the size of the pyrimids!!"

"*giggles* Finally I can start I mean I've been standing here for about 5 minutes!"

*Neil pulls out a large board from behind a curtain it has a picture of a clunky machine with a controller with about 5 buttons on it*

"This, is the Neiltendo Entertainment System, anyone that sues, I'll send Kritter on you. So...Any questions?"

*Neil flips the page*
"There will be 3 main games at launch the first being-
Super Murphy cousins(TM) A platformer game where you need to rescue Queen Pear(TM) from the Evil Bad Guy(TM).
Sack-Man(TM) A game where you must eat these square things and avoid the Toasts(TM) Toasty(TM) Toasted(TM) Toaster(TM) and Peter(TM)
Donkey King(TM) Use Murphy(TM) To jump over beer cans and save his girfriend Miss.Murphy(TM)

"No, I ran out of ideas, I only have 2 staff members you know!"

"No, I have about 100 little pikmin folk in there, but only two staff that speak English"

*Neil flips another page and starts doodling*

"Ah that silver thing gave an idea! "Space Invasion""
*Starts doodling*
"Oh and the Pikmin are well trained, and also if they don't do what they are told I take away thier Onion"

"That's a secret I can't tell"
*Neil smiles*
"Expect this new machine to hit the stores soon"
*Neil walks into the building*

*Neil bursts out*
"What? All I did was import a few mushrooms from the Mushroom Kingdom!!"

"Oh drat"

"Phew"

*Neil walks back in, then puts a notice on the window saying "STAFF WANTED MUST SPEAK ENGLSIH"

*Neil overhears*

"14 you say? Well, this job pays alot you know, I have millions of millions selling junk of that Pikmin place, we don't really do much, just draw doodles while sitting in big chairs, talking about ideas."

"Awsome, take these application sheets write a report on yourself about 2 lines and give them to Kritter, he's at the main desk, don't worry it'll be easy!"

*Hands over two applications"

"Ah just give them to me, infact, you've got the job! Where having a convrince about the upcoming games show. So go up to the board room whenever you're ready"

*Neil enters the building and goes up to the board and sits in one of the big squishy chairs*

"The reason I hired you two so fast was because, well, Pikmin are dumb, the music sounds like a childrens pogramme and heavy metal mixed together, and the plots well suck. I won't stand a chance with useless staff like this!"

*Pause*

"The upcoming festival, is called 3E and it's where we show all our new games and new consels. I can't show any of this rubbish. I'll be the laughing stok of the industry! So any ideas?"