Glitzville And the Glitz Pit

People fight each other here for the rank of Champion. The Prize is a Belt with a fake Crystal Star on it. No one has joined in a while, so Rawk Hawk is the only Combatant left until someone joins up.

Recently: A lot of People have signed up lately. The Glitz Pit is popular again!

CURRENT STANDINGS:
CHAMPION: Rawk Hawk
01: Team Shrooplisselle Da Whoopa
02: Team People who's names are very similar.
03: Hax Alert disabled Team Koopa Bros.
04: The KP Koopas
05: The Greeeaaattt Gozalez!
06: Dora the Explorer
07: Not you
08: Supah De Doopa Yoshiz
09: STILL not you
10: Flies O' Doom
11: S-Aliens
12: Da AppleBeez
13: Not you, still
14: Random Evil Mayonaise Monster
15: Mr. Big Shoe
16: Zeeky H. Bomb
17: Kamikaze Watermelon
18: Mr. T
19: The Four Unnamed Goombas
20: Sukor
21: Darkrai

*Jolene is in her office. Dooplisselle, Harry Potter, and Alfred and Alfreda enter the topic.*

*They all walk into Jolene's office.*

Jolene: Yes. Would you like to be on teams? GET LOST! Ha, kidding. Anyways, I'll just do it. But I'm putting Harry Potter Rank 1 'cause I luv his books. Okay?! Now, GET LOST!

*They all go out except for the Alfred Duo.*

Jolene: You will be on a team together. NOW, get lost.

*They leave.*

*Rawk Hawk appears in the topic*

*Harry Potter goes to GBA.*

Jolene: YOU WILL BE FACING RAWK HAWK KTHNXBAI.

*The GBA shuts down.*

Harry: .....

*He goes to the arena.*

*Jolene sends a message to Rawk Hawk.*

Jolene: YOU WILL BE FACING HARRY POTTER KTHNXBAI.

*GBA shuts down*

Rawk Hawk: Is it just me, or Jolene haven't been taking any medications. Anyway, HE SHALL FEEL THE RAWK! *enters the arena*

(Thank you.)

Jolene: You're late! By one minute! What's the difference? THE ONE! In that corner, we have the talking chicken, RAWK HAWK! And in that other corner, we have the Boy Who Lived; HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY POOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!

Harry: You ready to die, punk!?

Rawk Hawk: (Yep, Jolene isn't herself.) Heh, you'll never outrawked the champ! FEEL THE RAWK! *pounds Harry*

Jolene: Rawk Hawk with a pound. This guy has no variety, right? AM I RIGHT?

Harry: You'd pay for that if you had money!

*Harry falls into Rawk with his broom.*

Rawk Hawk: Shut it! *Grabs Harry's broom and breaks it in half, and punches him away*

Harry: My precious broom...THAT BROOM WAS FROM MY GODFATHER, AND NOW IT'S BROKEN! THOSE THINGS COST-- HOW MUCH? LIKE THOUSANDS OF MILLIONS OF GALLEONS! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!! *Grabs Rawk, strangles him, throws him top the ground, and uses banishing spell on him, casting him out of the Glitzville.*

OOC: I know this post was made like a month ago, but I just noticed, that Harry's Godfather is dead. >.>

*Rawk Hawk appears, crashing through the ceiling and smashes on Harry*

*Harry goes out of the way.*

Harry: Auccio Invisibility Cloak!

*Harry grabs it and goes invisible.*

*The Koopa Bros. appear in Jolene's office*

Black: Where's Jolene? It's not cool that she's not here!

Green: Hey! She left her computer on!

*Black walks up to the computer, and adds The Koopa Bros. to the Roster*

Black: It worked!

Red: You just haxxed Jolene's computer. Not Cool.

Black: Whatevs.

*The Koopa Bros. walk into the Minor League Room*

Jolene: (Uh oh! My someone-haxxed-the-GBA-senses are tingling.) GBY! HONEY! I'M COMING!

(Jolene goes to the Koopa Bros)

Jolene: Hey! Come!

*The next thing The Koopa Bros. know is that they're tied yup in four chairs and in Jolene's office*

Jolene: The tieing up wasn't necessary. ANYWAYS, You're registered as Team Koopa Bros. WHATEVER, LEAVE ME ALONE! And you can't fight yet.

*She kicks them out of her office.*

Red: Wait, so We CAN'T be in the Glitz Pit? NOOOOOO!!!!!

Jolene goes to them*

Jolene: (Demonic voice) YES YOU CAN! YOU JUST CAN'T FIGHT NOW! THERE IS A BATTLE NOW! YOU'LL GO AFTER IT!

*Koopa Bros. Break out of the Chairs and go to the Minor League Room Again*

Jolene: Whatever. *Goes back to the arena*

Rawk Hawk: (What the heck is wrong with Jolene?)

*Harry Potter shrugs and kicks Rawk...in...the...wrong place...?*

Rawk Hawk: *ignores the pain* You think kicking in the sensitive spot will stop me? I have protection!

Crowd: AAUGHH!! THAT'S JUST WRONG!!

Rawk Hawk: *breaks Harry's glasses* Now you just felt the rawk!

*Harry used a spell to make him see better.*

Harry: Ha! And you're wrong.

*Harry makes Rawk fly around in circles.*

*Rawk Hawk ground pounds on Harry and flattens him like a pancake*

*Harry moves out of the way at the last second.*

*Rawk Hawk pounds Harry very VERY hard*