Whhheeee Random Spoof Time!

1st Spoof: Paper Mario: The Thousand Minute Door (I wonder if that Title's aready taken?)

-Intro-

Random Person: Today I'm going to rant on about an old city, k?

The Random Person opens a Book with a picture of a futuristic City on the top.

Person: See this City? It doesn't exist anymore. Wanna know why? Random Natural Distasters, k? Yey. A Few minutes later, a new city was built becuase the people were to lazy to fish out the old one from the water with their fancy flyin' machines, k? So now I'm gonna tell you the most recent story of that town, k?

(The first person to guess who the random person is gets a free cookie)

Peach is seen walking around a town.

Peach: Finally! I get to get away from Old Nagging Toadsworth! "Princess, Do that, Princess do this!" I wonder If I can find something nice around here.

Hooded Person: Hello, Missy.

Peach shoots her hands up in the air.

Peach: I DIDN'T DO IT OFFICER, I SWEAR!

Hooded Person: Will you calm down, Missy? I only want to sell you something.

Peach turns around to see a short person wearing a Black Robe that hides his face.

Peach: Oh.

Peach walks up to the Hooded Person.

Peach: So, what did you want to sell me?

Hooded Figure: This box thing. I have no idea what it's for or what it contains, BECAUSE THE BLASTED THING WON'T OPEN! Here, you can have it, Missy, for the fee of 1,000 coins.

Peach: Throw in a Poptart and DEAL!

The Hooded Figure gives Peach a Poptart and the Box. Peach gives the Hooded Figure 1,000 coins. While Munching on the poptart greedily, Peach opens the box. Suddenly, a random Lightshow orrurs causing the Intro to end.

(I'll make a Review for this topic later, k?)

-Beginning-

Mario and Luigi are sitting inside their house.

Mario: I like cake.

Luigi: Who Doesn't?

Mario: ME!

Luigi: O.o

THUMP.

Paracarry: Ouch...Mail...Call...Bleh...

Mario: Get the Mail, Slave.

Luigi: No.

Mario stares evilly at Luigi.

Luigi: Fine.

Luigi walks outside, pushes aside Paracarry, who has a large bump on his head, and gets the mail.

Luigi: It's from the Princess!

Mario: ANOTHER one?

Luigi walks inside.

Luigi: "Dear Mario,

Upon entering an old, smelly, rotten, disgusting,

A Half Hour Later...

Disease-Ridden Town, I found a Scary Man who kept calling me Missy for some strange reason. So I bought this PWNSOME map just for you, k? So you have to come here so you can find a treasure, alright?

From,

Peach.

P.S.: I like cake!"

Mario smiles widely.

Luigi: "P.P.S.: Bring your brother. He's Sexy!"

Mario looks angrily at Luigi as Luigi starts to sweat.

Luigi: SO, BEST WE GET GOING, HUH?

*Luigi runs outside*

Mario: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME FOREVAH!

*Mario runs outside and chases Luigi*