Planet Kitania

Tails Doll: [Any more of you suckers? I can keep this up all day if need be.]

A voice can be heard.

???: I suppose those pathetic weaklings are too easy for you, so you can come to my fortress & duke it out with me, if you like. That is, if you can find it.

Clank: We are not afraid of you. And I knew you were the cause of all this. Why would you do that?

Tails Doll: [What kind of pathetic coward are you? Hiding in your fort, which you hide from us. Probably because if we found you, you'd be souless in seconds, just like those weaklings.]

???: Well like I said, feel free to come to my fortress.

*Ratchet and Clank gets in their ship and leaves topic*

Tails Doll: [Feel free to tell us where it is, or maybe just a slight hint.]

Orblet: Hey look it's Ristar. Let's bite him.

*Sam and Max's police car appears and hit & runs an Orblet in front of Ristar. The duo are wearing oxygen paperbags on their heads, just like what they do on the moon*

Sam: Well here we are Max, a dirty wasteland of Kitania.

Max: All the garbage we can eat!!

Sam: I'll pass.

Max: So where can we find the princess Sam?

Sam: Well if we try to find their footprints, maybe we can ask why her brother has done such a deadly deed, and tell her where is she.

Tails Doll: [I sense my friend is in danger. I must take my leave again. So long.] *leaves the topic*

*Two Demkoopas away from Sam and Max are holding four children in the indestructible cage*

Sam: Hold the phone Max. We got ourselves trouble.

Max: No sweat! I eat trouble for a midnight snack! Let's go maim those chumps!

Sam: Be careful! They are holding some sort of weapon!

*Max heads to the Demkoopas*

Demkoopa: Move or die.

Max: Would you stay and listen to this? *does the armpit fart dance so many times*

Demkoopa: AAAHHHHH!!! NOT THAT!!!

Max: Rock and roll!! DEOUNG! DEOUNG! DAAAOUUUNG!!

*The Demkoopas flee from Max*

Kid A: Thanks for saving us. Umm.. you're not real policemen are you?

Sam: We're actually the freelance-- Holy Hannah hold the phone! Don't my eyes deceive me or it one of Karasz's little kids?

Karasz Jr: Hey, how did you know?!

Ayato: You know our dad?!

Yuuna: We're saved after all!

Hikari: Yaaay!!

Max: Can we keep them Sam?

Sam: No. They already have parents so they're not orphans.

Max: Is this the reason why the Commissioner sent us?

Sam: Yes, and he also said there is an underground city hidden this very spot.

Max: How peachy! *unlocks the cage as the kids comes out*

Sam: You kids have to stick around with us. We don't want any child left behind.

Karasz Jr: Just watch out for Demkoopas. Dark wants us to become evil and we don't want that!

*A Figure appears a while away from the group*

*Max steps on a klunk sound*

Max: HEY! *opens up the trap that leads to the Kitanian Sewers*

Hikari: I'm not... going there. It's disgusting.

Max: Are you chicken?

Hikari: I just don't like filth.

Max: CLOSE ENOUGH! *shove the kids in the sewers and enters with Sam*

Sam: These sewers might leads us to someplace interesting. Let's just say it was owned by the rat people.

Max: Hey! *knocks on the sewer wall* It's chrome! That's technology for ya. I should get them off and sell it on eBay!

Sam: It's worthless when it touch the sewer water.

Karasz Jr: I get the bad feeling that someone is following us.

Sam: *gets out the gun* Thanks for telling us.

Max: *gets out the gun* NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND!

????? ???: Heh.....

Sam: *sees the figure* Howdy stranger. Are you a citizen of this planet?

????? ???: No. I go anywhere I choose.

Max: Hey, what's your name? If you don't tell us, I'll consume your soul and sell your body to the black market! ..Not literally. But still, I'll make you speak out your name!

????? ???: You can call me Proto Man. Anyway, I'm not scared about your little threat either.

Max: And I'm not scared of my own threat too! I overcome it too many times.

Proto Man: Yeah right. I doubt you could overcome anything.

Max: Oh yeah? Name one.

Proto Man: Okay. If I turned around and blasted you right now, you'd dodge and wouldn't want to take it head on.

Max: O.O Wait what?

Sam: Holy genuine pork grinds! He is some sort of assassin trying to destroy us!

Karasz Jr: I think that robot assassin is working for Plantium!! WAIT!! HE'S HERE IN THIS WORLD TOO?!

Proto Man: Platinum? That's the most rediculos name i've ever heard of. Sounds like a total moron.

Karasz Jr: Wow, I really like it when you hate Plantium. My dad hated him the most.