Terlawk

Subject: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:57 pm

Earthworm Jim and Peter Puppy lives in Terlawk, which is their hometown. Usually, supervillains such as Psycrow, Bob the Goldfish, and even Professor Monkey-For-a-Head starts to terrorize the town.

But if you attempt to go to Terlawk Sewers, just make sure you avoid these:
Sewer Alligators
Rats
Gloombas
Para-Gloombas

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:59 pm

*Earthworm Jim and Peter Puppy is in their own house*

Earthworm Jim: Good golly! I must prepare for my date with the lovely Princess What's-Her-Name. I better get ready! *gets in the bathroom, puts on his shaving cream on, and starts shaving*

Peter Puppy: How would you shave if you haven't got a beard?

Earthworm Jim: Don't question me.

Peter Puppy: But something tells me that plush-toy related stuff just want to come to Terlawk and make some mischief.

Earthworm Jim: Oh that's just a bunch of kids stuff.

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:48 pm

*A ton of Webkinz appear in the topic*

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:55 pm

Earthworm Jim: What in booger's name is going on?! *leaves the house with Peter* HOLY COTTAGE CHEESE!!

Peter Puppy: Jim! It's an invasion of attacking plush toys!!

Earthworm Jim: Is this because I picked action figures?

Peter Puppy: Kinda.

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:57 pm

Intelligent Webkinz: Actually, we're virtual animals.

Webkinz: YOU R INTELAGENT! *Kills the Intelligent Webkinz*

Webkinz: DI!!!

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:13 pm

Earthworm Jim: By the Great Worm Spirit whose about to cure the computer that was infected by the virus, I will not fall to a bunch of Trojan pets!

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:14 pm

*They all take out knifes*

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:15 pm

Earthworm Jim: *laughs* Boy these things you're holding are useless. It will not damage my suit.

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:17 pm

*They all tie him up.*

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:20 pm

Earthworm Jim: Oooh... kay.. If only I can reach my.. *reaches his ray gun and shoots the Webkinz* EAT DIRT POWERLESS PIXELATED FREAKS!! HAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!

*The blasts from the raygun destroys the Webkinz*

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:21 pm

*More keep appearing*

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:26 pm

Earthworm Jim: Ungroovy.

Peter Puppy: What do they want from us?!

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:26 pm

Webkinz: To kill your master.

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:29 pm

Earthworm Jim: What? The mayor of Terlawk?

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:32 pm

Webkinz: And everyone.

*They tie Jim, grab him, and fly him out of the topic.*

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:35 pm

Peter Puppy: Jim has been captured!! What will I do?! What will I do!? *scared to see the Webkinz and backs away; tries to calm down* I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

Subject: Re: Terlawk Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:36 pm

*Webkinz grab him and bring him to Webkinz World*

Subject: Re: Terlawk Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:59 pm

*Earthworm Jim, Peter Puppy, Rayman, and Globox enters Terlawk and they move in to Earthworm Jim's house*

Globox: This is your "base?" It's more swanky than any other superhero has.

Subject: Re: Terlawk Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:04 pm

*The Bo-Bobo gang enters topic*

Subject: Re: Terlawk Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:09 pm

French Narrator: Today my lovely ladies and gents, I will be recapping Bo-Bobo and his friend's last adventure. Just rescued Beauty from a hideously bad ugly person from the Center of the Earth. Uh huh huh huh. If I keep this up, I may get a raise!

*Rayman and Earthworm Jim goes outside and spotted Bo-Bobo*

Rayman: Don't my eyes decieve me?! It's Bo-Bobo!

???: *behind the bush* But he won't be alive anymore!

Subject: Re: Terlawk Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:13 pm

*The Producer appears*

Producer: Sacre Blu!! For that, I take a dollar off your pay.

Bo-Bobo: *As a alien* Greetings!

Subject: Re: Terlawk Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:18 pm

French Narrator: Wut?! That's mutiny! I will not stand for this abuse!

Earthworm Jim: If he keeps up with the cheesy alien greetings, then--

*The FBI Appears and surrounds Bo-Bobo and grabs him*

Earthworm Jim: THIS HAPPENS!

FBI Member: You are needed as an experiment for Area 51.

Subject: Re: Terlawk Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:38 pm

Don Patch: *As a Jedi* That is not the droid you're looking for. *Points to Jelly Jiggler* He is!

Jelly Jiggler: WA!?

Producer: And for that wierd accent, you lose another dollar. You have a 5 dollar paycheck.

Subject: Re: Terlawk Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:42 pm

French Narrator: ARE YOU MAD?! I don't deserve this kind of abuse!

Earthworm Jim: All that makes me hungry for jelly. *whips out fork and knife* LUNCH!! *chases Jelly Jiggler*

???: Now it's my chance. *jumps out of the bush* Bo-Bobo, I have found you, and I am here to destroy you!

Peter Puppy: AH! What is that?!

???: *reveals as Stupid Stick Figure* Bo-Bobo's nightmare!

Subject: Re: Terlawk Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:46 pm

Bo-Bobo: My worst nightmare? No, this was my Worst Nightmare. *30 Kangaroos throw basketballs at Stupid Stick Figure* SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: NIGHTMARE FLASHBACK!

Jelly Jiggler: That reminds me of my Nightmare.........*Tofu beats up Stupid Stick figure* Ah, the memories.

Don Patch: And mine was.......*Surrounded by Girls* This is my Nightmare. *The Girls beat up Stupid Stick Figure*